Yo Mama War

[Holly]

It's the yo mama war! No repeating the same joke, and when you run out you're out! Last one standing wins!!

I'll start:

Yo mama so fat that when she walked outside someone yelled, "ASTROID!"

[{.dancer.}]

What are the rules of this game, other than posting strange jokes?

[Holly]

(Don't post something someone else already did. You can do yo mama so dumb, stupid, fat, skinny, weird, etc.)

[Spotted]

Yo mama so stupid she sold the car for petrol (gas) money!

[?[F]era.l]

Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a school bus, she yelled "Twinkie!"

[[t]Wilted Ros[e]]

Feral might enjoy this one:

Yo momma so fat, even Naruto can't believe it.

[Spotted]

Yo mama so fat she could jump into space and be a second Moon.

But kinda... Always full, y'know?

[?[F]era.l]

(This one's kinda old, but....)


Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code.

(and good one Spotted ;D)

[Spotted]

(Thankies!)

Yo mama so fat the FBI tried to cart her away as an alien space ship!!!

(and another!!)
(This one's old too!)

Yo mama so fat she 'ent see 'er own arms in three years! That's long enough to declare legally dead!

[Holly]

(Don't post two in a row please. Oh, and I will be keeping track of who is out of the game in the first post)

Yo mama so desparate for love that she climbed the Empire State Building and waited for Kong.

[?[F]era.l]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation. (XD Holly, I got it posted first!!!!! nya nya nya..)

[Holly]

*Snapped fingers and bops head side to side* Yo mama so dumb she locked herself in a bathroom and peed her pants.

[Spotted]

Yo mamma so stupid she used her winning lottery ticket to light a fire, after she found out she won!

[nova]

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the television and watched the couch.